Retro Saturday – feat. President.com – The 24 hour Graphic Novel

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At 286 pages, you might think that Time Tourists was my longest graphic novel. But it’s not. Not even close. 

Years ago, in Art School, I was inspired by my furious experiences working as a treeplanter, and by the grueling Seigan training sessions of the swordmaster and calligrapher, Yamaoka Tesshu, to create the longest graphic novel I could in a 24 hour period. This resulted in President.com, the story of a website that becomes self aware and runs for president, eventually resulting in giving alligators the vote and nuclear war.

It stars Mystery Snail, the world’s greatest detective, and Helpful Coyote, a hard-nosed cop with a mysterious, ninja-related past. It is utterly demented and incomprehensible, and it spans some five-hundred pages. I haven’t come close to scanning them all, and at this point don’t even know where the originals are. But here I’ve managed to preserve some of my favorites.

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Oingo Boingo Saiyan Saga

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I don’t typically do fanart, but I might have just Oingo Boingo’d the entire cast of the Saiyan Saga from Dragonball Z. If you don’t know what it means to Oingo Boingo something, that’s OK. But if you do, then we should be buds. Also, I will soon be offering a service to Oingo Boingo any image you would like (can you say Oingo Boingo Profile pic?!) for just $5.00! What a steal!

Nappa-Vegeta-COMBO!

NAPPA-VEGETA-COMBO!

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Nappa and Vegeta landed on Earth and met their hated enemies.

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They made the Saibamen come out to kill them!

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Hahaha! The Saibaman blew up and killed Yamcha! We’re gonna win for sure!

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Then that Stupid Kakarot came and beat up Nappa and Vegeta! Poor Nappa and Vegeta, why can’t they just get immortal and rule the universe?

They’re only interested in one thing!

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LifeofBria#3 BenchlikeBria FAQ:

Q: Won’t arching your back reduce the range of motion your pectoral muscles work in?

A: Do you wanna lift heavy weights, or do you wanna lift heavy weights?

Q: Couldn’t you hurt your back by arching it so much?

A: Do you wanna lift heavy weights, or do you wanna lift heavy weights?

Q: Won’t you hurt your wrists by gripping the bar so widely?

A: Do you wanna lift heavy weights, or do you wanna lift heavy weights?

Q: Isn’t it possible to induce a stroke by holding your breath while straining so hard?

A: Do you wanna lift heavy weights, or do you wanna lift heavy weights?

Q: Couldn’t it be considered a bad idea to get workout advice from a crudely drawn cartoon?

A: … I have no more time for this foolishness! Begone!

Retro Sunday Makeup Test feat. Pixel Art Dinosaurs!

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I just had to publish that comic yesterday instead of doing my usual Retro Saturday of putting up my old work. So I’ll just do it today instead. I made all these pixel drawings over a period or three years or so. Though most of them were made in 2010 as images for my now defunct website, Dinosaurswillkillyou.com. Betcha’ can’t guess why!

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Main banner image for “Dinosaurswillkillyou.com” Late 2009

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Alternate banner image for “Dinosaurswillkillyou.com” Late 2009

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Alternate banner image for “Dinosaurswillkillyou.com” Early 2010

Research Image for (still pending) graphic novel project

Research Image for (still pending) graphic novel project “Kung-fu Vs. Dinosaurs”. 2010

Vancouver Skyline re-imagined as overgrown ruins.  2010

Vancouver Skyline re-imagined as overgrown ruins. 2010

Mike Tyson Vs. A Lion (this is currently, as has been since it's creation, my desktop background) 2010

Mike Tyson Vs. A Lion (this is currently, and has been since its creation, my desktop background) 2010

“Alien 3” Made during my recovery from cancer treatment, mid 2013